PerryDox – BeJustAChristian

Biblical truth standing on its spiritual head to get our eternal attention.

Change

| October 19, 2015

Change is inevitable and unavoidable. Too much change can make you feel unbalanced. Some change is small, and sometimes hardly worth the trouble. And yet it keeps coming. Too much change is annoying which is why I recommend dumping the loose change into your wife’s purse. What? You thought this was a philosophical post?

Exodus 20:12 – Your Mother Is So Fat….

| September 23, 2015

As an example that we don’t always want a literal translation consider that the Hebrew word for honor means, “to regard as heavy.” Literally then, “Regard your mother and father as heavy.” Such a translation is weighted with problems.

Perryism Poem – Phew in a Pew

| November 4, 2014

PU, alternately it’s spelled. “Phew!” exclaimed means stink, stench, and smell. Not for few, its fatigue, relief; Felt at last when sermon not brief. P H sounds like the F in “few;” Phew smelled by many in a pew. So preach well and preach to each heart; B4 their “seats” want to depart.

Humor – About An Argument With A Woman

| September 19, 2014

Its about what its about, or its about what its not about but was about, or its about to be about another about, or its not about what its about and you are about to find out what its really about, or she tells you if you don’t know what its about then its about […]

Twisted Truths

| September 12, 2014

Twisted Truths – 1) Eve was a pain the side to Adam (Gen.2:21); 2) When it came time to help the Israelite spies, Rahab let them down (Josh.2:15) 3) Jael gave Sisera a headache (Judg.4:21); 4) Delilah made Samson lose his hair (Judg.16:19); 5) John the Baptist lost his head over a woman (Mt.14:8).

Humor – To the Tune of Let the Lower Lights Be Burning

| September 2, 2014

1. Roasting beans, our morning’s coffee, Percolating every morn. But for us, it keeps us waking, Just as long as we can pour.   Refrain Let the coffee beans keep roasting! Send a cup across my way! Some poor fainting, slumbering Christian, You may rescue, sleep may stave.   2. Dark my eyes of morn […]

2 Samuel 14:26 – A Secret Weight Loss Plan

| July 25, 2014

A secret weight loss program has been discovered in the Bible. No diet or exercise required. To lose up to 5 pounds immediately, go on the Absalom diet plan. All you have to do is get a hair cut (2 Sam.14:26). Disclaimer: Results not typical.

Perryism – If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, change the locks.

| June 25, 2014

Perryism – When your babies are infants you can’t sleep when they are home. When your babies are teenagers you can’t sleep when they are not home.

| May 9, 2014

Perryism – Preachers should never ask their wives, “Do you really wear all those shoes,” lest she ask, “Do you really read all those books?”

| April 15, 2014